February 2012
40 posts
I have a dirty mind, but an innocent face. →
leilockheart:
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æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
goodmorning.: I take so many things for granted. →
jaimejamie:
University housing decided to send someone new to do the housekeeping today and she was so adorable. When I walked into the bathroom she immediately started talking to me and asking me how my day was. After a minute she said “Can I ask you something?” I said sure and she led me over to the…
But see, the thing that makes this place great isn’t that we have scales, but...
Guess who just finished the first season of How I...
Can't wait to kick off my heels, slip into fat...
aimee-b-loved:
I’d like to sleep away the rest of this week, actually.
Just make it stop.
I just want to learn about everything
Yes I do
Little by little
I am becoming a coffee person. Gotta have that morning mocha!
First ever break from Facebook. If only I could have a first ever break from everything.
Why does everyone hate me?
Why do I hate everyone?
Sexist Jokes
Call me a prude. Call me a Debby Downer. Call me whatever, but I still think that making jokes about internalized misogyny and spreading it on Facebook is not something to laugh about.
As I stated in my long-winded reply to this post, a man should never feel like he is entitled to a relationship with a woman because he was nice to her. Being kind and respectful to others does not make you super...
Are we special, or just weird?: “I find it... →
“I find it difficult to sympathize with the man.
I mean, he knew it was a crime. It’s not like the whole thing crept up on him, they didn’t sneak the laws in like a week before and he just didn’t get the memo, the mofo waswell aware of the situation at hand.
As a western outsider looking at…
frustrated
the more i do the worse i get
So, I just about died
Very few times in my life have I gone from being so happy to so sad in literally 1 second.
I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.
– Coco Chanel (via nenesita)
Soooooo yeah
I'm so tired.
jaimejamie:
I just want to know that all of this hard work will be worth it one day.
Sometimes I feel like nothing I do now carries any significance for anyone in the world but sometimes I step back and realize that by educating myself now, I’m better equipping myself to hep other people later, and while that is hard to see on a day to day basis, it’s true. It’s such a...
Date a girl who reads
viandanze:
by Rosemarie Urquico
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag....
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Sometimes, I don't know why people get in...
Who says that being in a relationship and staying close to your friends are mutually exclusive?
secretsofalover:
If you’re going to ignore your best friends, is it worth it to you?
fashionableflower asked: Do you have any regrets?
Man, I sure hope I did the right thing
Not just because it took 3 hours of my time but also because I just want them to be happy